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WRITER. ARTIST. THINKER. INVOLUNTARY RECLUSE. I work under my own name, Marque Terrynamahr Strickland, or my pen name, Wrinklegus PoisonTongue. I absolutely ADORE artistically brilliant people. I surround myself with them, as it is with them that I feel most comfortable. I owe everything to artistic people, for without you, I would be nothing. Be you a writer, painter, actor, musician, architect, or whatever, I thrive upon your efforts. You are the air I breath. My solace. My stronghold. My safety net. My sanity. My reason for living. I love you all. Childish. Creative. High maintenance. Sensitive. Insensitive. Insecure. Quick tempered. Loving. Loyal. Lustful. Incredibly horny (especially after 3 decades of involuntary celibacy). Mischievous. Bombastic. Slightly domineering, yet fair and easy to please. Talented to no end. Know-it-all. Chaste. Afraid of germs. Healthy. Insightful. Artist. Born on St. Patrick's Day, I am a PISCES with VIRGO rising, two signs of opposition, which complete me. By the Chinese Zodiac, I'm a DRAGON with ROOSTER rising. —The ‘f-bomb’ is my favourite swear word.

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Saturday, December 6, 2008

"Mr. Cockface, Starring as 'Shames Bond, Agent 00 Heaven' "

(This is one of my more well known paintings...it's also the most perverted and humorous piece I've ever done. It's very old now, but I thought to post it, because I didn't know if you guys knew the story behind this one. I hope you dig it!
BTW, a lot of the stuff in here will only make complete sense to you if you're a die-hard James Bond fan, or if you at least know all the titles to the films!)

Extraordinary Life Forms 28, "Mr. Cockface, Starring as Shames Bond, Agent 00 Heaven"

11x17 in., 2003


My name is Bond...Shames Bond. I don't have long to talk to you, as I am in pursuit of a most dangerous villain. She's a member of a murderous crime syndicate which is capable of sexual perversions extreme enough to boggle the mind!

The culprit that I am chasing at the moment, has a rather unusual technique of killing her enemies. She strangles people with eight long, thick strands of dredlocked pubic hair that reside betwixt her thighs...an act for which she has been dubbed 'Octopussy.'

However, she that was previously mentioned is not the most deadly member of the 'Odd Job Crime Syndicate.' No, no, no...there are several others, and I will tell you of them in case you ever spot one and wish to report it to the Fetish Authorities!

(***Note to Reader...The 'Odd Job Crime Syndicate' was named after its original founder, a woman who was rumored to have rather strange felatio tactics.

Odd Job met death at an early age by the hands of a villain from a rival gang. His killing method was that of delivering pleasure through murderous orgasms. It is widely known that he gave the best middle, index action around...an act for which he has been nicknamed 'Goldfinger!' Be wary of him, as he is not yet apprehended.***)

Getting back to the villains that you should avoid at all costs, is a woman who is first cousin to Octopussy. She once killed a giant, endowed with an enormous steel penis, by means of biting off his significant other. Since then, she is known as 'Jaws.'

Another is a man, who takes his victims by force after the sun has fallen, and his name is 'Moonraper.'

The most disgusting of the Odd Job Crime Syndicate is a diseased man with infectious bodily fluids that discharge in a thick, yellow slime. Behind his back, he is known as 'The Man with the Golden Cum.'

The girlfriend of he that was previously mentioned is also a member of Odd Job. She is very beautiful, but wears a patch over one eye, and it is rumored that the reason for this is that she was careless while...performing...and accidentally took a semen shot in the iris! Her vision has been impaired ever since, and if there is any truth to the story, perhaps this is why she has now taken on the codename of 'Golden Eye!'

The oldest and most seemingly out of place member of Odd Job is a woman in her eighties, who kills men by humming on their testicles till the point of explosion. Her name on the streets is 'Thunderball.'

This is a tentative roster of the Odd Job employees, but do not be fooled by such small numbers, as they are recruiting members as we speak!


'Mr. Cockface' is a famous porn star, who has attained success through much pain and struggle.

Cockface was born in the slum of 'Blue Balls Village,' where he grew up as a murderer and thug. Though never proven in court, a countless number of men have died at the hands of 'Mrs. Blowjob,' his gun. The pistol attained its name from Cock's favorite method of delivering death, which was to put his instrument in an enemy's mouth and let a few rounds ejaculate from the shaft!

Mr. Cockface has put his past behind him since Attack of the Killer Cunts, his breakthrough film, which established him with world renown. Beyond that, his career has been nothing but a success, boasting a resume of such films as Shaft Returns, Flight of the Pee Cock, Iswallow 13, A Night at the Cocksbury, Cumming to America, and Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone.

Though Mr. Cockface realizes that his medium is pornography, he continues to take his roles quite seriously.

As most porn stars, he suffers from the delusion of believing that he can really act!

All images and text are by Marque Terrynamahr Strickland.

© Marque Terrynamahr Strickland.

My goodness, we artists certainly do meet alot of strange folk at our shows, don't we?

Dude, ask me why did I have this one guy come up to me, talking about my "Snow White" piece, and say...
"My friend, I really love the women you paint. You make their expressions look very sexy...this one here is very beautiful and sexy! I would love to cum on her face!"

I mean, jeezus christ, dude, this guy looked like he was serious about what he said! He looked so serious to the point where I actually had to threaten him! My EXACT words! :
"Dude, I swear to god, if you pull out your cock and start wanking off anywhere near my painting you are fucking dead! ...And I mean sooo fucking dead!"
(And of course, I had my 'whoop ass' face on.)
He left me alone then.
...And then of course, there's always that one person, who walks up and says: "Oh my god...creepy!" Why anyone would be afraid of 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves' is beyond me. However, one stupid comment for every 500-1,000 positive comments, I guess is a pretty good indication that the vast majority of the public loved my work. So I can't complain too much, can I?

Those that slightly tickle me are those knuckleheads who assume that every person I paint should be black, simply because I'm black. I can't tell you how many times I had caucasians walk up and say:
"Why do you paint white people?"

First of all, I paint just as many black and caramel/coffee complected characters as I do white characters...it's just the fact that I even paint white people at all that really throws them off. I guess they've gotten so used to the "angry black painter" that they automatically assume that we all should be painting people of our own skin tone and them only! Can anyone say, "Ridiculous!"
Oh my goodness, and don't even get me started on the woman whose hands I had to keep removing from my ass that night! Like, every 10 or 15 minutes, she tried to cop feels off me! LOL!

I finally figured out how to follow people's blogs...

I'm sure the people on here would love to have people follow their blogs, but the problem is that a lot of the instructions on this site are unclear. Sometimes you can't go to a person's page and find that 'follow this blog' link on their page....maybe it's some kind of glitch or something like that.
Anyways, the easy way to do it is to go on a blogger's page (one that you're particularly fond of, obviously) and copy their url. Then you click 'DASHBOARD' on the upper right of your screen and scroll down to the bottom of that page. Then all you have to do is click 'add' and put the blogger's URL in the space. Then you're good to go.

Oh, by the way...URL means all the stuff that comes AFTER the "www." So you don't want to put the entire address in the space, just this (EXAMPLE) :


And another...

"Snow and Her Seven Brothers Visit the 'Looking Glass Piercing Parlour' "

Acrylic, Ink, Colour Pencil

More old stuff...

All the artwork I've posted thus far is, like, crazy old! Sorry about that. My new works are going to be more portrait style type stuff-combined with my eye for fantasy. :)

100% Arcylic All the artwork I've posted thus far is, like, crazy old! Sorry about that. My new works are going to be more portrait style type stuff-combined with my eye for fantasy. :)

100% Arcylic

More artwork, ladies and gentlemen!

100% Acrylic/all paintbrush...another pain(t) in the ass!

This is a step by step of my last painting!

I hope you guys dig it!

What a pain in the ass this was!

So, I thought I'd check out this 'Blogspot' thing...

...and I must say, it seems pretty damn cool! I love the fact that I can post more than 15 friggin' blogs here, unlike with Myspace! Here the number is unlimited as far as I can tell. Awesome!

I'm going to cut this blog short and try and put up some pictures now!


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